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hypohippo:

intrepid-hallucinations:

hooks-and-chains:

avianawareness:

asgardandbeyond:

giraffepoliceforce:

altering-cave:

So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.

Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.

that was the best safe-sex talk ever.

Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”… 

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.

Thank you for articulating what most cannot even comprehend. <3

Please reblog this because it is pertinent sexual information.

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hisapyon:

omg

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reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

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tattoome:

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travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

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johnlocked-in-the-batcave:

omgbecausewhynot:

thefunniestblogger:

whatdoesthespocksay:

wolfnanaki:

jasentamiia:

naturalcomedian:

freshest-tittymilk:

seetheworldlikeido:

akeemofzamunda:

katskinx:

god damn it.

dammit.

Got damn

ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS.

LET’S NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW

[AGGRESSIVELY GOLF CLAPS]

Okay, that’s VERY clever.

fucking shit

FUCK

1) Never

2) Going

3) To

4) Give

5) You

6) Up

AM I MISSING SOMETHING

"no im not gonna do it no nope—nEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN"

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frozencrafts:

MareShop

Say what you want, but all I see is…dragon scale gloves.

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Filed Under: Want,

lolzpicx:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

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Filed Under: Omgf, how can you even, fav,

aresnakesreal:

me: *finds it kind of funny* *finds it kind of sad*

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: dwayne the rock johnson being nice to dogs

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feaqu:

im trying to convince my friend to be a tattoo artist because look at this shit

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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Filed Under: about me,

notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

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andrastesflamingunderpants:

thug-lifestyle:

Have y’all ever sat there and thought about this? 😂😂😂😂

britain is even wanting independence from itself

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Someone stop me I’m drawing sad pictures at like 12 am

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